A few years back billboards bearing "messages from God" appeared along America Highways. Those arch one-liners were commissioned anonymously and conceived by Charlie Robb...
Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage.
Will the road you are on get me to my place?
That love thy neighbour thing-I meant it.
Follow Me
Keep Using my name in vain, and I'll make rush hour longer.
Need a marriage counsellor? I'm available.
I don't question your existence.
What part of "thou shalt not" don't you understand?
We need to talk.
Don't make me come down there.
GOD
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Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage.
Will the road you are on get me to my place?
That love thy neighbour thing-I meant it.
Follow Me
Keep Using my name in vain, and I'll make rush hour longer.
Need a marriage counsellor? I'm available.
I don't question your existence.
What part of "thou shalt not" don't you understand?
We need to talk.
GOD
I like these! Especially the first one, the "love thy neighbor" one, and the "thou shalt not" one.
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