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Monday, February 4, 2019

The Perfect Mom (Ha)

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  • She teacheth her toddlers to pick up all the toys each day
  • She brusheth their teetheth and learneth them to do it by themselves while they are yet very small
  • She teacheth them to go to the potty all by themselves by the time they are 16 months
  • She readeth Bible stories to them every day without fail
  • She teacheth them to share and without complaint
  • She teacheth them to always put clothes away where they belong
  • She teacheth them to always say please and thank you
  • She teacheth them to obey-eth without argument....
  • O.K. okayy, I can't handle any more. And where were you, Marilyn? Well, if the dust would ever settle, you would see me running along way in the distance!
Tell me your motherhood experiences. Good bad or just plain funny.
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